I should have paid the extra $2.99 for 4am delivery of that fleece lined beanie I have coming today…it’s cold this morning!It’s only 45F here 🥶🥺😂
I just found out the doomsday prediction for 1687 actually came true!Yes the world actually ended 337 years ago, but we’ve all been too busy selfishly living our lives to notice 🤷♂️
The AirTag on my dog’s collar makes me feel like a terrible parent when I leave him at my GF’s…As I’m driving away the alert comes up on my phone (Quote) 😭
Apparently I’m quotable when I’m stoned 😂GF: Do you ever wonder what could have been with missed opportunities? Me: *puff puff* The path not taken isn’t worth dwelling on, because you didn’t take it 🤷♂️ I’m now being posted on Facebook 😂
Woohoo! My lil doggo is airtagged now!My GF was worried about her boys escaping out the front door, so she got them AirTags and collar holders, and while she was at it got my lil guy one too. Now if I could figure out how to sync his AirTag with my Covid tracking chip, we’ll neither...See More »
I have finally decided this year’s resolution! I’m going to smoke less weed. Or more weed. Or just the same amount. 😅
Lmao! I watching a let’s play of a Scotsman playing Snowrunner… I’m catching like every tenth word he’s saying, so I know it’s English…But it may as well be Hungarian for all I can understand of it 😂
My fellow cat owners: Has your cat ever suddenly just quit speaking?My cat has been silent for nearly a week now…normally he’s not all that vocal except for feeding time, but now he’s just quiet all the time. Just to make sure he still has a voice, I brought him to the bathtub, and he was quite vocal about how he...See More »
Any big brains out there know of a universal way to measure time?Like let’s say we’ve made contact with an alien race and have figured out communications. We want to tell them a thing will happen at a specific time, but they have a different means of measurement that we can’t understand. Is there a universal const...See More »
Do you like my poem? I’m thinking of maybe putting it to music… 🤔I close my eyes Only for a moment and the moment's gone All my dreams Pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind All they are is dust in the wind Same old song Just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do Crumbles to the ground, though we...See More »
If any hacker ever posts pics of me looking down my nose at the SW page, I swear it’s just my bifocals! 🤣
In my early 20s I had a very vivid dreams that I would die sometime in my 51st year. Now that I’m 50 I find myself thinking about that dream a lot…Part of me is scared it was prophetic, part of me laughs at the very idea, and part of me is just curious to see which way the coin lands 😅
Anyway be have any experience with full spectrum cannabis oil?Just got some for the first time…71% oil. I’ve taken two tiny little dots of it on top of a cupcake, but I’m not sure what to expect…if that was enough, or too much, or not enough, or…🤷♂️
The world has given us smart phones, smart watches, smart homes, smart water and smart cars. I give you the Smart Dog!