Damnit! The doomsday device I got at Ikea is missing three bolts and had two extra washers 🤦‍♂️

Take it back and exchange it for a wobbly bookcase and some rancid meatballs.

Remember, the Manhattan Project had a slow start too: Oppenheimer was a design specialist rescued from IKEA in 1942.

Improvise.

The Vogons will be so disappointed, as will Marvin.