Will you give me permission to be lazyAnd skip showering? The temperature dial in my shower is malfunctioning and that doesn't help my attitude. **** Too late. I showered. It was a little too hot, but I should be grateful I don't have to carry a bucket of water from a well to heat up... See More »
Fine, if I have toI gots to get my lazy ass in gear & take care of a few of the vast amount of things I need to get done, some of them rather important. Hence my reluctance to do them since they're stress inducing. And there's not enough boobs & other wonderful... See More »
Finally back homenice to be sleeping in my own bed after 2 weeks away. Always nice to go away but, could not wait to be home as well.
Here is the dialogue for a couples argument for my scriptHim: “well I guess you’re just ms perfect” Her: “ohhh like I’m the one who harps on every little detail!” Him: “every little detail? Every little detail?? Like how the bed has to be made just the way you want it every day?!!” Her: “oh this is rich,... See More »
I have been ordered to relax and do nothing todayJoel and my buddy have told me that I'm to just lay on the couch and relax and do nothing. And you know what I'm doing it I took a anxiety pill I have a heated blanket, the fireplace going and I've spent most of the day on this couch relaxing... See More »
