I have been ordered to relax and do nothing todayJoel and my buddy have told me that I'm to just lay on the couch and relax and do nothing. And you know what I'm doing it I took a anxiety pill I have a heated blanket, the fireplace going and I've spent most of the day on this couch relaxing... See More »
I want someone to bring me breakfast in bedand then measure my shelves for me so I can lie in bed and order storage cubes for them. Is this too much to ask?
There was a critter makin' noise right by my bed so i drizzled some poison around thereThat should shut it up eh??!! All i ask is that it doesn't climb up into the bed and die there, that would be too gross for me, i'd have to clear off the good bed and sleep there, oh yes we have not just a good tv but a good bed too, oh the comfort,... See More »
Lazy ScammersI got an obvious scam call that was a pre-recorded voice saying "I am from Indeed, I would like to discuss a job with you. Please text me on WhatsApp" The scammers are so lazy these days that they expect me to send the first message!
