Apparently I’m quotable when I’m stoned 😂

GF: Do you ever wonder what could have been with missed opportunities?

Me: *puff puff* The path not taken isn’t worth dwelling on, because you didn’t take it 🤷‍♂️

I’m now being posted on Facebook 😂

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Mamapolo2016 · F

Thank you, Obi-wan!

bijouxbroussard · F

I’ve [b]never[/b] been profound on weed.
[b]Wine[/b], on the other hand…

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@bijouxbroussard I don’t think I’m profound in any state, lol. But that didn’t stop one friend from turning my sarcastic advice to become a life coach into a $90k job 😂

YMITheWayIM · 46-50, M

Stoned? Nah.
High? Most definitely.
One reason why I love weed 😁

NativePortlander1970 ·

Little Jack Horner sat in his corner eating his blackberry pie, stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plum, "Holy shit am I high."

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