Apparently I’m quotable when I’m stoned 😂

GF: Do you ever wonder what could have been with missed opportunities?

Me: *puff puff* The path not taken isn’t worth dwelling on, because you didn’t take it 🤷‍♂️

I’m now being posted on Facebook 😂

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

NativePortlander1970 ·

Little Jack Horner sat in his corner eating his blackberry pie, stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plum, "Holy shit am I high."