If you’ve had a near death experience, what was it like?Mine were interesting...a sort of comfortable nothingness, like a nice nap on the sofa by a sunny window: no worries, no cares, no discomfort of any kind, and nothing and no one around. Perfect comfort. I’ve had that experience twice.
Have you ever had part of your tongue go numb for no apparent reason?Such a weird feeling! Just one small spot in the middle toward the back...just out of the blue, no feeling at all 😳
OK, so I have a very mild cold and a sinus infection, and I'm a little high from the cold medicine.How long can I watch Ancient Aliens before I start to feel my IQ dropping? 😂
Screw tradition 😂Breakfast: slab of grilled salmon, fried potatoes, mixed veggies Dinner: Dry rub bbq chicken with cheese in an omelette
Have you done intermitant fasting? Is it normal to feel high after not eating for 24 hours?Or is that just the THC stored in my body fat being released? 🤔
So 3000 people showed up for the Area 51 Raid, and no one did it. Such a let down.One woman detained and released for 'almost' crossing the line, and one guy arrested for public indecency 🙄
It's a catastrophy! An absolute disaster! The worst thing ever!I forgot to get cashews for my stir fry again. #firstworldproblems
Happy Area 51 Invasion Day!Can't wait to read about the results...the arrests, the fines, the possible deadly force use, the overall absolute lack of anything actually accomplished... Yeah, good luck with it all 😂
Do you remember lawn darts?My brother and I used to love playing lawn darts...may he rest in peace...
I'm doing intermitant fasting to lose some weight. Woke up at 6am with three hours to go until I can eat 😫Two hour left until breakfast 😬
If train A leaves New York at noon local time traveling west at 67 MPH and train B leaves Chicago traveling east at 72 MPH on the same track at the ,same moment, where and when does the news report the tragic loss of life?
If Johnny 5 (Short Circuit movie) was built, i.e. born, in America, why did he have to be sworn in as a citizen? (1)
How's you memory?I just thought of something I wanted to look for a price for on Amazon, and in the time it took me to open the app I forgot what I was looking for 😫
Is this a sign I'm deeply in love?Last night I dreamed I cheated on my GF with a stunningly gorgeous blonde girl. When I woke up my first thought was "Oh, thank God that was just a dream!"
Why did your last relationship end?I had to end mine because of the mean stuff she kept saying... "Who are you?", "Quit following me!", "I'm calling the police!"...it's like sheesh! Enough already! 🙄
Bobsledding: Real sport, or just four guys jumping on a thing that was going to the finish line anyway with or without them? 🤔
I ran out of shows to watch so I'm finally watching Twin Peaks, and I really don't understand why it was so popular back in the day.The acting was terrible, plot was bizarre and the scene discontinuity was awful! But I've only seen the pilot so far...does it get better?
I have an idea for a genius new game!!! It's a cross between volleyball and lawn darts! Probably only marketable in Florida though 🤣
Long before you should have taken that left at Albuquerque, didn't you already make a wrong turn to end up at Albuquerque? (1)
