It's a catastrophy! An absolute disaster! The worst thing ever!

Nigel Tufnel : [about the back-stage buffet] Look, this. This miniture bread, it like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour and i can't figure out... let's say I wanted a bite, right. You got this...

Ian Faith : You'd like bigger bread?

Nigel Tufnel : Exactly. I don't under stand how...

Ian Faith : [gestures to the meat] You could just fold this... though.

Nigel Tufnel : [folding the bread] Well, no... then it's half the size...

Ian Faith : No, not the bread.

[folding the meat]

Ian Faith : You could fold the meat...

Nigel Tufnel : [still folding the bread] Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this...

Ian Faith : [putting the folded meat onto the miniture bread] No, no, no... you put it on the bread like this; see?

Nigel Tufnel : [folding the miniture sandwich] But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking...

Ian Faith : Why would you keep folding it?

Nigel Tufnel : ...and then everything has to be folded... and then you have

[holds up miniture sandwich]

Nigel Tufnel : ... this. And I don't want this. I want large bread, so I can put this...

[puts meat between two pieces of miniature bread]

Nigel Tufnel : ... so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all...

Ian Faith : Because it hangs out like that?

Nigel Tufnel : Look! would you be holding this?

Ian Faith : No. I wouldn't want to eat...

Nigel Tufnel : No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A.

[throws down miniture sandwich]

Nigel Tufnel : And now we move onto this...

[picks up an olive]

Nigel Tufnel : Look, look; who's in here? No one.

[picks up an olive stuffed with pimento]

Nigel Tufnel : And in here, there's a little guy, look! So, it's a complete catastrophe!

Ian Faith : Alright, Nigel, Nigel... calm down...

Nigel Tufnel : Look... no, it's no big deal, It's a joke... it's really... it's a joke.

Ian Faith : I'm sorry, it's just some prat at university, you know? I really... I don't want it to affect your performance.

Nigel Tufnel : It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it really, it does disturb me, but i'll rise above it; I'm a professional.

We're all praying for you. You'll get through this.

I feel for you! I once forgot cream when I made carbonara 🙄

Sending hugs and positive vibes! #firstworldsolutions

Catastrophe.

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