It's a catastrophy! An absolute disaster! The worst thing ever!
I forgot to get cashews for my stir fry again.
#firstworldproblems
#firstworldproblems
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MasterLee · 56-60, M
Nigel Tufnel : [about the back-stage buffet] Look, this. This miniture bread, it like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour and i can't figure out... let's say I wanted a bite, right. You got this...
Ian Faith : You'd like bigger bread?
Nigel Tufnel : Exactly. I don't under stand how...
Ian Faith : [gestures to the meat] You could just fold this... though.
Nigel Tufnel : [folding the bread] Well, no... then it's half the size...
Ian Faith : No, not the bread.
[folding the meat]
Ian Faith : You could fold the meat...
Nigel Tufnel : [still folding the bread] Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this...
Ian Faith : [putting the folded meat onto the miniture bread] No, no, no... you put it on the bread like this; see?
Nigel Tufnel : [folding the miniture sandwich] But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking...
Ian Faith : Why would you keep folding it?
Nigel Tufnel : ...and then everything has to be folded... and then you have
[holds up miniture sandwich]
Nigel Tufnel : ... this. And I don't want this. I want large bread, so I can put this...
[puts meat between two pieces of miniature bread]
Nigel Tufnel : ... so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all...
Ian Faith : Because it hangs out like that?
Nigel Tufnel : Look! would you be holding this?
Ian Faith : No. I wouldn't want to eat...
Nigel Tufnel : No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A.
[throws down miniture sandwich]
Nigel Tufnel : And now we move onto this...
[picks up an olive]
Nigel Tufnel : Look, look; who's in here? No one.
[picks up an olive stuffed with pimento]
Nigel Tufnel : And in here, there's a little guy, look! So, it's a complete catastrophe!
Ian Faith : Alright, Nigel, Nigel... calm down...
Nigel Tufnel : Look... no, it's no big deal, It's a joke... it's really... it's a joke.
Ian Faith : I'm sorry, it's just some prat at university, you know? I really... I don't want it to affect your performance.
Nigel Tufnel : It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it really, it does disturb me, but i'll rise above it; I'm a professional.
Ian Faith : You'd like bigger bread?
Nigel Tufnel : Exactly. I don't under stand how...
Ian Faith : [gestures to the meat] You could just fold this... though.
Nigel Tufnel : [folding the bread] Well, no... then it's half the size...
Ian Faith : No, not the bread.
[folding the meat]
Ian Faith : You could fold the meat...
Nigel Tufnel : [still folding the bread] Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this...
Ian Faith : [putting the folded meat onto the miniture bread] No, no, no... you put it on the bread like this; see?
Nigel Tufnel : [folding the miniture sandwich] But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking...
Ian Faith : Why would you keep folding it?
Nigel Tufnel : ...and then everything has to be folded... and then you have
[holds up miniture sandwich]
Nigel Tufnel : ... this. And I don't want this. I want large bread, so I can put this...
[puts meat between two pieces of miniature bread]
Nigel Tufnel : ... so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all...
Ian Faith : Because it hangs out like that?
Nigel Tufnel : Look! would you be holding this?
Ian Faith : No. I wouldn't want to eat...
Nigel Tufnel : No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A.
[throws down miniture sandwich]
Nigel Tufnel : And now we move onto this...
[picks up an olive]
Nigel Tufnel : Look, look; who's in here? No one.
[picks up an olive stuffed with pimento]
Nigel Tufnel : And in here, there's a little guy, look! So, it's a complete catastrophe!
Ian Faith : Alright, Nigel, Nigel... calm down...
Nigel Tufnel : Look... no, it's no big deal, It's a joke... it's really... it's a joke.
Ian Faith : I'm sorry, it's just some prat at university, you know? I really... I don't want it to affect your performance.
Nigel Tufnel : It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it really, it does disturb me, but i'll rise above it; I'm a professional.