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SeductiveCactus

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Before you creeps message me, no I will not seduce you, now piss off.

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So for the past 20 minutes Uber has said there's no available cars 😭😭

I really need to get there in 40 minutes. Think I might just have to pay the extra $$ for a taxi. Idk why I assumed there'd be plenty of Ubers at 5am lmao

Had to send my phone to get checked out and find out what repairs it needed and they got back to me saying its gonna cost around $400.

lmao looked up how much shops are selling my phone model and its selling for around $300. Be cheaper to just buy a whole new phone smh. Might just upgrade haha, but $400 for repairs cause im just out of the warranty time hah, lame

For the past 6 months ive been doing night shifts and now that im back to normal day shifts my sleep cycle is all messed up

Im so tired all the timeeee. But still cant sleep at normal times. Hate it lmao

Paranoid lady from unit 3 put this note in the mail box lmao. The guy upstairs and his gf are the nicest people ever.

I did send a nice note back apologising for not letting her know and said we do have permission to park there and if she has any more issues to call the real estate instead. Lmao Had our tires slashed 3 times when parked on the street.

My university got hacked or spmething and 20,000 students had their personal information stolen. Got an email saying im one of those students. 💃💃💃

Now I have to contact student support tomorrow about it lmao. Fun.

@ people who jaywalk about 10 metres away from a pedestrian crossing, why?

Just watched this person walk in front of a oncoming bus. They just kept casually walking past while the bus had to suddenly break. I can only assume it is someone who doesn't know how oncoming traffic and pedestrian crossings work haha.

Why do i keep thinking im turning 25 this year. I need to stop aging myself up 2 years 😅

Have to wake up at 5:30am and its now 2:10am 💃💃💃

Why am I like thissss

Tips on how to unclog a toilet? 😭

Got home to my sister crying on the floor after blocking my bathroom toilet and flooding the floor. 😫😫 I'm going to buy a plunger tomorrow as there's no shops open. And I've tried using dish washing liquid and baking soda and vinegar but nothing...

Hahahahha forgot to report and now i get payed later and now all my bills will be payed late.

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 Not used to being on centrelink 🤦‍♀️ always forget I have to report to get payed. can't wait to go back to work so I don't have to deal with this.

What is with me today. Ive tripped over nothing 4 times already today. Just twisted my ankle on that last one haha.

Im in painnnnn.

Someone please tell me why road works at 3am is a good idea. 😊

I hear it day and night. It's getting a bit ridiculous. It's not even a busy road. I don't get it.

My niece really thought I was her cousin lmao. The shock on her face when i told her i was her dads sister.

I dont wanna do my exam tomorrow 😭 whys it gotta be on a saturday.

At least it's open book hahah.

Classic. ❤

Okay anyone wanna help me with my maths again? 😅. No answers just how to start it would be nice. I think the wording has confused me haha.

It's (ii) of the 4 question. I've done everything else but this part.

Bratz > Barbie. Try and tell me im wrong.

Welp.. wonder what else 2020 is gonna offer us.

Saw this tonight flying over where I live lmao. Wonder what it was.

I tried looking it up but nothing ofifcial has been updated yet. Some people on facebook said it was a Russian satellite flying past but it kinda looks more like space junk broken apart haha pretty cool thoo

JUST FELL INTO LAVA WEARING FULL DIAMOND ARMOUR and inventory filled with gold diamonds iron and red stone

Hahahaha I'm not mad. 😊🤬

Ugh i hate bus malls. So many bogans everywhere haha. Ive been asked 4 times if i have any spare 'darts'

That's a no from me. Stay away 🙅‍♀️ Btw darts are cigetrettes.

Okay ive had enough internet for the night lmao. Was watching someone explain why straight people shouldnt be allowed to wear rainbows lmao.

Because it's only for the lgbtq community. Like it made them uncomfortable. Rainbows mean so many different things in different cultures and religions. It's not exclusive to one group. So saying someone can't wear rainbows is pretty weird to me....

Is vegan short crust pastry good? I bought a pie case and just realised I got the vegan one instead of the normal.

I'm still gonna use it, cause I ain't about that wasteful life. I was just wondering if it's good compared to normal ones haha. I tried googling but all that come up were recipes 🤷‍♀️

Weird thing but i never watched full house growing up and so one day I was talking to my friend and she was saying how uncle jesse was her childhood

Crush and I thought she was talking about uncle jesse from dukes of hazard lmao.

Twitter is a scary place. Got told to kms for liking the new sims 4 expansion pack. Lmao

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