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Neurotoxin

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Does your family have a movie you always watch?

My brother and i always watch dodgeball it's our thing.

I don't understand my dad. He talks huge shit about middle eastern people but he's middle eastern himself wtf

I shouldn't have eaten that huge plate of cheese fries i feel like crap

Happy frickin hanukkah by the way

Why do family recipes never turn out the same whenever I try to make them?

I made chicken and rice the way we did it growing up and i swear i followed the instructions my grandma gave me right. The chicken turned out fine that was just salt,pepper, oregano and lemon juice. The rice i somehow messed up and i don't get it. I...

My parents are having a field day with all this hamas stuff going on in Israel especially my dad.

My dad was born in Israel and he's been freaking out. Both of my parents are also hardcore Zionists so there's also that to add to the panic they have going on.

Ok but here's the thing I may be secretly in love with that barbie movie song dua lipa sang. No lie

Why did i have a dream about being in a mosque if im not even muslim?

I had a dream where I was at my old job being stressed out and miserable. Everything was going wrong and i ended up walking out. I was in a huge garage and saw a bunch of cars in it. I saw the cars we had when i was a kid, i saw my first car, my...

Maybe I should become a cantor for the temple my parents go to.

Ha ha me being all religious but i mean if it pays well sign me up. I know all the songs

Huh I'm quite an interesting mix. I got my ancestry dna results back

I already knew that I'm french, english and Israeli but I didn't know that I'm also Iranian, greek, scottish and the biggest surprise was Indian like from India. Don't know how I feel about that. Guess that gives me the green light to harass...

I'm not on crack there really was a hercules cartoon tv show right? I swear i remember watching it as a kid

I remember watching that and i swear there was also a Aladdin and a lion king show too. The memory is so fuzzy now but i remember it being early morning i was up before everyone else and the sun wasn't up yet but the sky was this specific shade of...

This will never die. I know it's old okay listen I'm not up on the new stuff I'm in my god dang 30s I no longer know what's cool

More like the SW shuffle

i forgot about this song it's embarassing but i kinda like it

This stuff is incredible. Nuff said

I'm a ho for some garlic sauce

Growing up did you ever race to the housephone while fighting with a sibling to get them into trouble?

When my parents were at work my brother and i would sometimes get into it. We would race to the phone to call mom or dad to get the other in trouble. He would usually beat me there and would start telling his story while i was in the background...

Why is my face allergic to expression? I swear i look bored all the time.

I've never been expressive.

I'm actually kind of a crappy big brother in a way. The more I think about it my little brother stood up for me against others more than I did for him

He's the fiesty one who has always stood up for me and had my back. I'm more like a chihuahua who talks a good game but can't back it up where as he actually can and I'm taller and bigger than he is. There was one time I actually stood up for him and...

Why do the majority of men who work here have big bootys?

I thought i had thick thighs but these guys got dumptruck bootys

Why I started dying my hair a true story

The first time I ever dyed my hair was in my teens. I dyed it a red burgundy color. The reason at the time was oh I just wanted change and to try something different. It's the same reason I gave when I began bleaching it blond and then silver. It's...

I got approached by some young guys at the grocery store asking for donations for getting into college. Has this ever happened to you?

I was looking at the peeps selection because i love those things and I got approached by 2 young guys with a clipboard they were showing me they were interested in these schools and wanted to know if i would like to donate to help them get in or...

I should start a service where I message people on your behalf for a fee of course meaning I want your coins. I'm a leprechaun gimme that gold!

Have someone you hate and you want me to tell them how much you hate them? I can do that. Tired of a perv bothering you I can tell them to get lost. Find someone cute but are too shy to slide into those dm's I can be your wingman. I swear I'm a...

Ok but why do I want to actually join them? This lowkey kinda looks fun and I think I'd actually rock at it.

Everyone has that one embarassing song they like what's yours?

This would be mine. I know this song is old but I'll never admit to you in person that this song goes hard. Don't ask me on the street i'll deny it

Hello Biyatches and welcome to my kingdom

Queen bees come and queen bees go but the baddest of the bad live forever in infamy. I want my name in that hall of fame. I come from a no nothing one horse kind of town and I've been watching and learning on Myspace of course. There is a school in...

I hate being 33 I feel like the crypt keeper

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