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26-30, M
998 views · 13 followers · Online: Days ago (date?)
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I am the unholy immortal vampire fear me foolish mortals
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Oct 4, 2018
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Is it too much to be asked that when I die to be buried in my castlevania Alucard costume?
Seriously if I could afford it I would get plastic surgery to look exactly like him.
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Oct 4, 2018
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I'm Just Saying
"You look like you hate life and are bored all the time" Well young grasshopper that's because I am bored and I do.
26-30, M
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Sep 27, 2018
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Why do i feel so guilty for killing a spider?
I killed a big one with hairspray and now I feel bad. The poor thing was struggling before he gave up and died
26-30, M
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15 replies
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Sep 16, 2018
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What is your professional opinion on someone who says the word "dude" a lot?
I so happen to use that word a lot
26-30, M
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Sep 16, 2018
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What was the strangest thing you were obsessed with?
Growing up I would name everything "birthdayboy". I thought it was hilarious for some reason. Oh look I made a SIM better name him birthday boy. Oh create a screen name for a video game lol let's pick birthday boy. Still have no clue w...
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7 replies
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Sep 16, 2018
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Can someone explain to me why my next door neighbor is on her porch looking all around with binoculars?
Weirdos
26-30, M
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2 replies
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Sep 7, 2018
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I want a nose job so bad
Stupid hook nose
26-30, M
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19 replies
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Sep 5, 2018
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Do you think weight limits on chairs and ladders are a bunch of crap?
We had those folding camping chairs that came in their own bags. They were only rated for 250lbs. My dad was this big huge tall guy who used to weigh over 300lbs. Sat in those chairs all the time nothing ever broke
26-30, M
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7 replies
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Aug 25, 2018
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Do you pride yourself on being the resident workplace freak?
That's my job. I wear the sash and crown. I always interject with a strange comment or a weird story. I can't help it. I binge on my weirdness and then I purge it up all like word vomit and everyone must listen. I talk to myself a lot. You ...
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Aug 23, 2018
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I Can't Help It
Look dude I can't help it that I look like a mass murderer. Sorry my talking voice is monotone. That's just how it is deal with it. I can't do anything about the blank look in my eyes. That's just how they have always been. I have...
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26-30, M
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Aug 23, 2018
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If you dad wanted to start a landscaping business would you work for them?
I'm having flashbacks of getting forced to lay sod in the summer as a teen. *shudders*
26-30, M
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Aug 23, 2018
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My grandma must be stopped!
She asked my dad when I was getting married off since my cousin is getting married soon. HOW ABOUT NEVER. JUST BECAUSE IM THE OLDEST DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING
26-30, M
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Aug 18, 2018
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Have you ever got mistaken for another race before?
I've been mistaken for Hispanic. I'm not hispanic.
26-30, M
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21 replies
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Aug 15, 2018
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I Keep Embarassing Myself
I was talking to myself while walking to my car with the groceries in the cart. I was saying stuff like guess what monkey butt? guess who monkey poo? Guess why monkey die? Ugh son of a butt my stupid door didn't unlock all while a little old lad...
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Jul 26, 2018
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I Love Throwback Thursday
More like throwup thursday. Holy moses I still had my natural hair color. Some things never change though I still have that I'm going to punch people look on my face.
26-30, M
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Jul 23, 2018
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I Love Childhood Memories
In middle and highschool before I got a job my brother and I would hoard as much leftoever lunch money,birthday money etc as we could all school year long so we could do fun stuff in the summer. Lol I remember one year we walked to dairy queen. I thi...
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Jul 18, 2018
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I Am Pathetic
I'm a lame ass the only thing I look forward to anymore would be tuesday night trivia at the local bierkeller. Holy hell what has happened to me? Have I seriously gotten this lame in my old age? I guess I'm super determined to win that $250...
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Jul 18, 2018
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What's the most you've eaten in one sitting?
I ate an entire family sized tray of stouffers mac and cheese
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Jul 7, 2018
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This fricken chicken gallabba gave me gas
But it was worth it
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Jul 7, 2018
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