Ok wtf is this shit?Ok I have my own office now at my dad's landscaping business and he put this in here for me. Wtf I don't want a broken couch. (1)
Huh my grandma's older brother was kinda gangster back in the day supposedly.My mom was telling me he had the nickname "the street sweeper" back in the olden days. Never would have known because when he was alive I was a little kid and gave zero indication of that kind of past. I just remember an old man in a wheelchair and... See More »
Ok these kids need to keep out of my yard.They're putting pebbles on top of my ac unit thingy outside. The pebbles fall in and make noise. Im afraid of the rocks breaking it. They're always in my yard and if I had the money I'd install a fence.
I am aging like crap over here and I hate it.Not only do I have that working against me but the older I get the more I look like something out of the Taliban. I mean no lie I've always had middle eastern heritage but when I was younger I could at least lie and say oh I'm Italian or greek. Not... See More »
Does your family have a movie you always watch?My brother and i always watch dodgeball it's our thing.
I don't understand my dad. He talks huge shit about middle eastern people but he's middle eastern himself wtf
I shouldn't have eaten that huge plate of cheese fries i feel like crapHappy frickin hanukkah by the way
Why do family recipes never turn out the same whenever I try to make them?I made chicken and rice the way we did it growing up and i swear i followed the instructions my grandma gave me right. The chicken turned out fine that was just salt,pepper, oregano and lemon juice. The rice i somehow messed up and i don't get it. I... See More »
My parents are having a field day with all this hamas stuff going on in Israel especially my dad.My dad was born in Israel and he's been freaking out. Both of my parents are also hardcore Zionists so there's also that to add to the panic they have going on.
Why did i have a dream about being in a mosque if im not even muslim?I had a dream where I was at my old job being stressed out and miserable. Everything was going wrong and i ended up walking out. I was in a huge garage and saw a bunch of cars in it. I saw the cars we had when i was a kid, i saw my first car, my... See More »
Maybe I should become a cantor for the temple my parents go to.Ha ha me being all religious but i mean if it pays well sign me up. I know all the songs
Huh I'm quite an interesting mix. I got my ancestry dna results backI already knew that I'm french, english and Israeli but I didn't know that I'm also Iranian, greek, scottish and the biggest surprise was Indian like from India. Don't know how I feel about that. Guess that gives me the green light to harass... See More »
I'm not on crack there really was a hercules cartoon tv show right? I swear i remember watching it as a kidI remember watching that and i swear there was also a Aladdin and a lion king show too. The memory is so fuzzy now but i remember it being early morning i was up before everyone else and the sun wasn't up yet but the sky was this specific shade of... See More »
This will never die. I know it's old okay listen I'm not up on the new stuff I'm in my god dang 30s I no longer know what's cool (1)
Growing up did you ever race to the housephone while fighting with a sibling to get them into trouble?When my parents were at work my brother and i would sometimes get into it. We would race to the phone to call mom or dad to get the other in trouble. He would usually beat me there and would start telling his story while i was in the background... See More »
I'm actually kind of a crappy big brother in a way. The more I think about it my little brother stood up for me against others more than I did for himHe's the fiesty one who has always stood up for me and had my back. I'm more like a chihuahua who talks a good game but can't back it up where as he actually can and I'm taller and bigger than he is. There was one time I actually stood up for him and... See More »
Why do the majority of men who work here have big bootys?I thought i had thick thighs but these guys got dumptruck bootys
Why I started dying my hair a true storyThe first time I ever dyed my hair was in my teens. I dyed it a red burgundy color. The reason at the time was oh I just wanted change and to try something different. It's the same reason I gave when I began bleaching it blond and then silver. It's... See More »
I got approached by some young guys at the grocery store asking for donations for getting into college. Has this ever happened to you?I was looking at the peeps selection because i love those things and I got approached by 2 young guys with a clipboard they were showing me they were interested in these schools and wanted to know if i would like to donate to help them get in or... See More »