Hmmm should I buy the little guy? Didn't know this existed.

Instead of Elf on the shelf?

This is grooming. But I guess that's religion for ya.

if you're Jewish and into such things. I thought it was kinda like a jewish answer to 'elf on a shelf' for kids, but boat floating and different waters and all that. ... what's the snoop thing down lower, tho?

I never even heard of it until I looked it up.

Be a mensch and buy it

If you like

Absolutely! 🙂🙂🙂