I Love Jokes And RiddlesCell Phone In a Movie?... We went to the movie the other night.<br style="display: none" /> I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.<br style="display: none" /> Just as the feature was about... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesLuck Has Its Limitations... A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.<br style="display: none" /> "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.<br style="display: none" /> "Well... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesWedding Present... Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom.<br style="display: none" /> They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the... See More »
I Love Jokes And Riddles"NEW" Hallmark Cards Or Insults?... So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.<br style="display: none" />Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.<br style="display: none" /> My tire was thumping. I thought... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesThe Boat... Elton John and George Michael were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour.<br style="display: none" /> George pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?" "That's a... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesMight Be Offensive....lol... Mohammad the Afghan came to Sydney from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesWhy Men Are Never Depressed... WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesWhy Men Snore...Holy SH*t... WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? . . . . . . Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock
I Love Jokes And RiddlesOld Timers...hehehe... A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire."<b> </b>The... See More »
I Have DermatillomaniaIts Called Dermatillomania...read... I found a group on here called : I Have Dermatillomania Its the clinical term for "picking". I searched it on the web and found out that its a type of OCD. And can be sucessfully... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesLarry Is In Room#233... Larry came home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned.... See More »
I Scratch 'til I BleedThere May Be An Answer... I also scratch until there is nothing but blood. I have done it for a long time. Initially thought it was due to my severe allergies. It was, partially. But for some of us, it is a whole other issue.... See More »
I Am Never WrongWTF... Oh wow. I am shocked and amazed how people can think that they have never been wrong ever in their lives. Everyone is wrong to some extent. To not acknowledge this is just denial, and ludicrous. And quite frankly....... See More »
I Eat Peanut Butter and Pickle SandwichesAll Righty Then... All I have to say is.... EEEEeewwww! I pray to god that you are preggers. LOL
I Am Amused By Personality TestsAm Addicted... I belong to a web site that has nothing but Personality and other types of such tests on it. Its called Tickle.com. Its one of my favorite places. I even have a account so that when they have their Ph.D tests... See More »
I Have DermatillomaniaWow, I Never Knew... Wow I never knew there was a actual term for this. I have just always called it picking. I thought that this was caused by my drug addiction and OCD. But have recently realized that I did have it prior to... See More »
I Cleaned Up Someone Else's PukeA Bartenders Life... I was a Bartender for over 8 years. In that business eventually you are going to have to clean up someone elses puke. Thats just the way it works. Not saying that its acceptable, just inevitable. Cant even... See More »
I Am MeOh Yeah... All I can Say is... I is what I is and.. I ams what I ams. Thats all there is to it. If you dont like it, go away. LOL
I Hate Txt SpkHate It!!... This is the most annoying form of communication! I personally dont text at all. Pick up the phone and dial for christ sake. Texting is lazy and impersonal. Some may not agree but when it comes down to the... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesInsane Nuts... A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.<br style="display: none" /> For weeks in... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesFEMALE Compassion... A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesThe Koala... A koala is sitting up a gum tree <b>... </b> smoking a joint <b> </b> when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, 'Hey Koala ! What are you doing?' The koala says: 'Smoking a joint, come... See More » (4)
I Love These LyricsLyrics For "The Story"... I love this song. Her voice is so un-usual. <b>The Story By:Brandi Carlile </b> All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesFinally, the Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes.......... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesNew Milk Campaigne... A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display. The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache.... See More »
