I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Koala...
A koala is sitting up a gum tree <b>... </b>
smoking a joint
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when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says,
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'Hey Koala !
What are you doing?'
The koala says: 'Smoking a
joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbs up and sits
next to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. But the little lizard
is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this
out and walks into the rain forest, finds
the tree where the koala is sitting finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says ' <b>Hey you!' </b>
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So the koala looks down at him and says:
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'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!'
A koala is sitting up a gum tree <b>... </b>
smoking a joint
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when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says,
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'Hey Koala !
What are you doing?'
The koala says: 'Smoking a
joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbs up and sits
next to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. But the little lizard
is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this
out and walks into the rain forest, finds
the tree where the koala is sitting finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says ' <b>Hey you!' </b>
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So the koala looks down at him and says:
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'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!'
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