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Insane Nuts...
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take
his patients to a baseball game.<br style="display: none" />
For weeks
in advance, he coached his patients to respond
to his commands.<br style="display: none" />


When the day of the game arrived, everything
went quite well.<br style="display: none" />
As the National Anthem started
the doctor yelled, &quot;Up Nuts&quot; and the patients
complied by standing up.<br style="display: none" />


After the anthem, he yelled, &quot;Down Nuts,&quot; and they
all sat back down in their seats.<br style="display: none" />
After a home run
was hit, the doctor yelled, &quot;Cheer Nuts.<br style="display: none" />
&quot; They all
broke out into applause and cheered.<br style="display: none" />


When the umpire made a particularly bad call
against the star of the home team, the Doctor
yelled, &quot;Booooo Nuts&quot; and they all started booing
and cat calling.<br style="display: none" />


Comfortable with their response, the doctor
decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving
his assistant in charge.<br style="display: none" />
When he returned, there
was a riot in progress.<br style="display: none" />
Finding his dizzied assistant,
the doctor asked, &quot;What in the world happened?&quot;

The assistant replied, &quot;Well everything was
going just fine until this guy walked by and
yelled, 'PEANUTS!'&quot;