I Believe a Good Sense of Humor Is ImportantThree contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out... See More »
I am a New Member at Similar WorldsI'm new here and would like to get to know people. Is anyone out there?
I Hate Being IgnoredI'll be talking to my mother and I'll ask her a question and she'll just turn around and start walking away without answering the question. I know that her hearing is bad, so I'll ask her if she heard me. She frequently says that she heard me, but... See More »
I Want to Know What Your Last Words Would Be*gets an arrow through the heart* I think the Indians are coming!
I Am ThriftyWhy do people think there is something wrong with being thrifty? Have they not heard the old saying "A fool and his money are soon parted."?
I Am Not Cheap, I'm FrugalSince when does being frugal mean that I'm cheap? So what if I like to save money?
I Love The Lyrics To This SongBlinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner (fade out) in the night Madman... See More »
I Should Come With A Warning LabelWARNING!!!! Brain to mouth filter broken. If you are offended by anything I say, send a letter of complaint to the manufacturer.
I Am Orthodox ChristianI chose to convert to Christian Orthodoxy back in the early 90's. My problem now is that I have fallen away and don't know how to come back. To make matters worse, I am currently in an area with no Orthodox Churches. HELP!!!!
I'd Like To Go Back In TimeWhat I wouldn't give for a "Reboot". The ability to choose a point in my life and go back with what I know now and start over.
I Love Jokes And RiddlesThe Pope and a lawyer both died on the same day. When they got to heaven Saint Peter said "Okay gentlemen, follow me." They eventually come to this small house with 1 bed and 1 desk. Saint Peter told the Pope that this was his house. The Pope said... See More »
I Age Is No MatterAge Doesn't Matter... I don't understand why some people make an issue over age. Age is just a number on a birth certificate. As long as they're of legal age, it's fine. The important thing is that the 2 people involved love... See More »
