I Love Jokes And Riddles
The Pope and a lawyer both died on the same day. When they got to heaven Saint Peter said "Okay gentlemen, follow me."
They eventually come to this small house with 1 bed and 1 desk. Saint Peter told the Pope that this was his house. The Pope said "Okay." and moved in.
Saint Peter and the lawyer continued onward. They eventually come to this huge palatial mansion with a great view and an olympic sized swimming pool in the back.
Saint Peter told the lawyer that this was his house. The lawyer was stunned. The lawyer looks at Saint Peter and says "What did I do to deserve a better house than the Pope?"
Saint Peter looks at him and says "Oh, that's easy. We have dozens of Popes, but you're our first lawyer."
They eventually come to this small house with 1 bed and 1 desk. Saint Peter told the Pope that this was his house. The Pope said "Okay." and moved in.
Saint Peter and the lawyer continued onward. They eventually come to this huge palatial mansion with a great view and an olympic sized swimming pool in the back.
Saint Peter told the lawyer that this was his house. The lawyer was stunned. The lawyer looks at Saint Peter and says "What did I do to deserve a better house than the Pope?"
Saint Peter looks at him and says "Oh, that's easy. We have dozens of Popes, but you're our first lawyer."
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