Why are people so weird about Sydney Sweeney?Why are people using her as a culture war flag. She's just a decent actor, nothing more, nothing less 🤷♂
Share a secret your partner/best friends dont know about you.Ill go first: I used to write a lot of fan fiction including romance stories
On the seventh day, God didn't rest. He invented sports bras and yoga pants.Honestly, might be his greatest work of all. No offence animal kingdom.
Apparently I don't just have double entendres. I use triple entendres (too complex to be suggestive) and Single Entendres (too blunt for subtext)I don't bloody know. I just say stuff that entertains me.
I havent posted for like 2 months. Ive had nothing to say.What have you done in the last 2 months that you are most proud of?
I asked what you dressed as for Halloween, not for a long boring back story to "accidentally" lead to the fetish you want to talk about
*Quiet house* Bangs head against door frame, say a swearword loudly and drop my phone.Good job bro. Wake up everyone at midnight.
Im ready to start a screamy hardcore band and shout lyrics about how society is weighted against the massesThis will be my midlife crisis
