Apparently I don't just have double entendres. I use triple entendres (too complex to be suggestive) and Single Entendres (too blunt for subtext)I don't bloody know. I just say stuff that entertains me.
I havent posted for like 2 months. Ive had nothing to say.What have you done in the last 2 months that you are most proud of?
I asked what you dressed as for Halloween, not for a long boring back story to "accidentally" lead to the fetish you want to talk about
*Quiet house* Bangs head against door frame, say a swearword loudly and drop my phone.Good job bro. Wake up everyone at midnight.
Im ready to start a screamy hardcore band and shout lyrics about how society is weighted against the massesThis will be my midlife crisis
Ohnut. Absolute garbage.She hated it, i hated it. Felt weird for both of us. Back to self regulation for me 🤷♂️
Another day another punk band breaking up due to being pieces of literal shitWhy do people in positions of power find it so hard to keep it in their pants 😔