On the seventh day, God didn't rest. He invented sports bras and yoga pants.

Sorry…
Chip Wilson, the founder of Lululemon, invented yoga pants after attending a yoga class in 1997
Like most theories regarding god, there is a more practical explanation :)

As a Christian I am very offended, in the ancient world I think women were often naked when they took their outer garments off. That is much better. There is evidence ancient Roman women wore undergarments similar to modern ones as undergarments or for exercise.

Anything that can make an ass that’s a 6 look like an 8 is definitely the work of God

Yes.....but beer was a very close second....

Like he couldn’t do that on day 4?

Lingerie?