For like, you just have to rate!A reprieve from the madness... I guess? "What's the matter with you!?" Sabre angrily reacted as he moved from a table. "Please, please, please release Vertha, " Elora said as tears and saliva covered her mouth, "He deserves peace." "Why does he... See More »
Why can't I call myself an idiot when I do something dumb?My girlfriend calls me an idiot all the time. So why does she get angry at me when I call myself an idiot?
Have all those compliments aided you to preform better?Or, should be obey our overlords like little good boys and girls?
Why think of politics? It's not realistic, because our political identity differs in ways.Let's admit that political identity will never see eye-to-eye with everyone's belief? That's an easy hurdle, let's get to the next one to begin agreeing on similarities, or, is that too much to ask? I witness smoke linger in rainy clouds. The... See More »
I don't want to be racist by today's standards. So, I'll be respective when describing the multiple ethnic buttsDifferent coloured butts are awesome! No other words should follow...
The world is going to end. I say in about five years from now.But it won't be from global warming or any of that nonsense. It'll be the result of a criminal mastermind poisoning the worlds drinking water. Then with the only source of clean drinking water, the criminal mastermind will monopolise clean drinking... See More »
I Have a Story to TellSo then, this woman was all shitty at the grocery staff and started hitting them with her walking stick. The guy that was getting hit grabbed her walking stick and then smashed it against the ground until it was bent. That's black Friday for you!
Why hasn't the ghost killed me yet?This spooky spirit has done all kinds of crazy things to me. It key scratched my car, then placed a creepy looking branch very close to my window. It also caused my entire browser history to delete after my friend borrowed my laptop for the night.... See More »
Humans are all like: Poll (7) See Poll OptionsDon't tell me what to do!!! Unless you manipulate me through politics, religion, movies and advertising.
I'm a defective unit that serves no real purposeI should be decommissioned and recycled into beer cans.
Why is it unethical to kill all humans?If all humans we're to die than there would be no war or world hunger. And as an extra bonus, we robots can turn your decomposing bodies into biofuel. Why isn't that a good thing???
Beep boop. Feel like crying? Great! Just cry those salty tears into any dish to spice it up.Beep boop.
Beep boop. SadBot would like to remind you to drink down your glass of depression with a side of eggs.Beep boop
