I Love Wearing CamoflagueTo the guy wearing all camouflage at wal-mart: We can still see you. If you want to blend in, just dress like the laziest scum bags this planet has to offer. That is 67% of their customer base after all.
I Think Lawyers Are Blood-sucking Gutter ScumOr anyone who practices any form of law. Especially legislation.
I Think Hallmark Made Up Up Valentines Day To Increase SalesTo society: I think the majority of our holidays are more about consumerism then celebration. Why cant we just get together with friends and family to drink and be merry? Why is there always so much stigma around decorations or materialism. I...See More »
I Need My Sleep*glinces up at the full moon and ponders from lily pad* Good night sweeps. *lets gentle current of the pond wash me away to sleep*
I Support The Right To Arm BearsSerious topic for me. As a member of the animal kingdom, I try to look out for my fellow souls who are under attack from humanity. Bears have been hunted for decades, and are on the verge of extinction. We need to give them a fighting...See More »
I Am A Twisted Little Fukk🎤If you're happy and you know the medications working. If you're happy and you know the medications working. I'm so sorry to inform you I spiked the sw water, But if you're happy and you know it the medications working. 🎼
I Murdered My SimOk, we all turned into cereal killers while playing the Sims. I would make a basement and get it to be haunted. I love the idea of people starving in a haunted basement. I don't know why I killed my sims this way. What was your favorite method...See More »
I Am An Internet AddictHi I'm furiousfrog, and I'm addicted to the internet. It all started back in 1997 when I first got dial up. Soon I was taking DSL everyday. Now, I need speeds greater then 30mb/s dl to get the same rush. Anyone else care to share?
I Summoned A SuccubusBe careful what you do on the solstice sweeps! Some freaky things can happen if you're not careful.
I Just Want To Say Good Knight*hops into a set of armor on display in a British castle* Hey don't judge. Most hotels don't allow frogs in. We just have to make do. Night sweeps.
I Want To Live In The EP Castle Of MischiefAnyone else want to help me lay siege? Just imagine the diabolical toys we can get our hands on.
I Know My Father CheatedIts the only way he could possibly have won every game of risk, monopoly, life, candyland, shoots and ladders, yahtzee, and every other board game when I was growing up. No one can go undefeated in a game of chance like that. Cheater!!! Happy...See More »
I Am a Lady On the Street and a Freak In the SheetsAnd now I will go to those sheets.... and pass out with my green freakish self. Night sweeps.
I Need a Place to VentCome on, please let me find some insulting troll tonight. Please give me someone. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeee..
I Know There Ain't No Rest For The WickedNot true. I get plenty of sleep. Night sweeps. *grabs fly as he hops off to lily pad*
I Appreciate Pictures That Remind Me Of Good Experiences to chernobylsplayground: I don't know if she will see it, but thank you for your guinea pig gimic. It made me think what that guinea pig might be saying.
I Am Lost In ThoughtFor anyone interested in thought experiments: Lets imagine you see a squirrel. He runs and hides behind a tree. You want to get a second look at the squirrel so you start circling around the tree. But this is the worlds smartest squirrel. In...See More »
I What The HellTo the whoever broke into the warehouse, fixed the forklift's wheel, crashed into the wall, and broke product: looks like you had a lot of fun. To the employee who no called no showed this morning and admitted to coming back last night, but denied...See More »
I Absolutely Abhor HypocrisyTo my coworker: Please don't tell me that I should be doing something you won't do. Just because your princess hands don't want to touch a trash bag doesn't mean i should make a point of taking the trash out every morning. Oh, and don't leave...See More »
I Love Deep, Late Night Conversations*falls asleep listening to the ripples of the tide*. Night everyone *curls up in lilypad*
I Wish People Could Learn To Love Each Other"... finally, there comes a moment when we are use to it, when we wait for it, when we sense that we should miss it if it were missing...."
I Love PlaygroundsTo my new sandbox: You 8x8, filled with half a cubic ton , wooden, hand made frame and cover. You miss, are sexy. My kid is going to love you.