are you done hibernating now that winter is done?Wtf its still cold out... and ITS ALMOST JUNE!!! Holy shit over slept
It's national asshole awareness day!!Will you recognize that special asshole in your life? Please take some time to support each and every asshole you encounter today. Thank you! :)
Night*roles over on lily pad and pulls a second lily over to warm me as the the gentle ripple carries me off to sleep *
Do you justify your ugly behavior by blaming someone else's?Do you give someone that much power over you?
Don't you hate it when the sky just randomly starts raining fire?And you are over here dying while no one notices?
What bad advice have you given lately?I may have told my cousin a processor would work in his computer, and it ended up overheating the mother board and graphic card. Now I have guilt.
I'm siiiiinging in the rain. Juuuust suiiiiinging in the rain.Oh shit never mind that shit is freezing out there. Dafuq
I Love Sitting Around a Camp FireI want to go back in time and burn down the patent office that held the idea for the fire hydrent.
Am I a bad neighbor???My son started parking his toy.cars in my ntighbors driveway. I had to stop neighbor from pulling into his driveway right now to clean my sons toys up. At least my kid knows all the cool cars aren't going to park in my driveway.
I Always Say Stupid Things*preps popcorn and lazy boy, and waits for the internet to be flooded with angry idiots defending their prized pile of shit* I love what politics does to people.
I Meet Strange People OnlineTo whoever told me to use a banana to help treat poison ivy. I just feel ridiculous. The banana was great, but it doesn't help anything. And holding a peeled banana to myself makes me question things.
What's worse then poison ivy on your.... parts?And anything anyone can offer to help would be wonderful.
