I Absolutely Abhor Hypocrisy

To my coworker:

Please don't tell me that I should be doing something you won't do.

Just because your princess hands don't want to touch a trash bag doesn't mean i should make a point of taking the trash out every morning.

Oh, and don't leave me passive agreasive notes as a form of telling me this information. You see me everyday. Talk to me like an adult. Ffs