I Support The Right To Arm Bears

No need for guns or boulders, just do this, the hole wouldn't need to be quite as big for a bear, but it would work.

As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant.
Fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

To vell:

You are correct. Bears face a serious disavantage at many fronts. Looney toons has shown us just how simple minded and easily defeated the bears can be. The warner brothers company has, at several times, outlined th fatal design flaws of bears.

My proposed regulation will not allow for bear domination, but merely level the playing field. It will give bears a fighting chance.

I'd trust bears with them more than humans!

To serenitree: please learn to take credit for other people's work. That is how every successful millionaire has made it to where they are.

Everyone knows that if you took away all the special guns, you could still kill a bear any time by smushing it with a giant boulder.

I actually should have said it up front, but I was afraid it might have been somebody else's joke. 😳

To Serenitree:

Your ash hole is clever and brilliant. In fact, I want to use your ash hole in multiple way.

Your ash hole could be deep enough for us to bury more then one person in at a time. Doubling the penetration of your ash hole would double the efficiency.

I propose we also support doubling the amount of humans and bears we allow glide in your ash hole.

🙂 holy cow you make me laugh

I think this could work

To kid: a bear wouldnt torture you in such a manor if he was equip with an ar15. We could've avoided your suffering.

I actually think this was Denis Leary's ash hole, but I shall pass your comments along to him.

Let's stretch your ash hole hole!! (that could be my new campaign slogan)