Remember when I got high and accidentally painted a night out with three lovely SW ladies into a makeup bag?@SkeetSkeet @Straylight @bijouxbroussard (1)
Their hearts fizzled out with the electric sparks born of a star and grew as cold as the frozen land beneath the sky where the sparks once danced#dramatic #clunky
Not to brag, but I won the cat lottery when I adopted Alien. I couldn’t possibly have ended up with a better cat
What’s up with “snack size” Reese’s Peanut Butter cups? Are there people eating Reese’s as anything other than a snack?
You know something is severely wrong with a country when half their cuisine is pies and you still want to avoid it
Sorry for the anger. My brain learned the angriest person in the room was the safest, and although I know you’re not gonna hurt me, my brain doesn’t.
“I’m in a relationship with my bestfriend” “Girl, no. That is not a proper system of checks and balances.”
