If you’re ever upset about where you are in life remember that Nina Simone wanted to play classical music PINNEDYou can still be awesome
Is she an alien or an angel? No one knows for sure, but one thing is certain--she isn’t merely a cat PINNED
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Relatable?"There's twelve baskets." Arthur blinked at the yellow legal pad clamped under his thumb, the brand-new blue ballpoint pen stiff in his grip. It was eight-fifteen on his very first morning. The dull roar of commuter traffic on the highway hummed... See More »
Butter basted salmon, roasted potatoes with dill, and charred broccolini served under an egg over easy and scallion tosses in red wine vinegar
Living is like your mind is climbing a spiral staircase while your brain is rolling down a flaming mountain of barbed wire
For Elli; or Stellar NucleosynthesisPeople often describe an influential life using the chemistry of combustion. They speak of candles burning at both ends, or fireworks lighting up the night sky—processes that create light by consumption. Chemical fires burn larger, complex molecules... See More »
There comes a time in every girl's life when she reads about firing order and exhaust sounds and realizes four stroke engines are spin-1/2 fermions
Changed my first wheel bearing today. Thankfully something went wrong every step for optimal pedagogical extraction
Bestie's bf started activating the mouse traps in his mom's basement after bestie offered to relocated humanely caught mice and mom declined
