Does anyone else have a cat that only climbs on you when your working on your laptop?The rest of the time she wants nothing from me but when I’m working on my computer she jumps on me and physically attempts to stop me 🙄.
You ever wonder if there’s some science experiment your a part of and don’t know it?I think this sometimes before I finally sleep and wonder if I need better medication.
Can you pretend to be me for a bitAnd do my job for me. I have four times the normal amount of work today and one of the elevators isn’t working. I’m already tired and probably gonna end up getting attacked by a serial killer when I find a body of their victim in their tub.
Have you prepared the sacrifices for the rabbit goddess today in order to lull her back to sleep for another year and maybe provide a good harvest?If not then why the hell not!? Hop to it buddy!
Why must I be so awkward?I could probably be very charming and delightful if I wasn’t so awkward and weird.
Turkeys are a lot bigger when their close to you! Idk if it’s because I haven’t seen one in a while but these ones I saw today seemed huge!
Ugh having gas at the gym really sucks.It’s the really silent but smelly kind too and am trying not to fart on anyone! 🤢
Is it to much to ask for some peace and quiet when I get back from work?No my roommate has to listen to his music loudly and I have to hear everything. I’ve worked 10 hours today and am starting to think I might be capable of murder after all.
Does anyone else have a cat who snoresI’m listening to her snore under my bed right now and it’s so funny 😹
Why does my roommate have to SCREAM while playing video games.I swear I’m gonna snap and start screaming too. Can someone tell him to shut up already.
Can you help me write a paper on criminology!?Must be interesting and unique and get me this scholarship.
Should I just go find some abandoned cabin somewhere and live in it?I’m so sick of this world and it’s either this or a psychotic episode.
Ugh I’ve had such bad never ending gas for hours now!I can’t sleep it’s so bad and it never stops! Can someone knock me out so I can actually sleep!?
Whats this weird feeling of accomplishment I have today?I wrote a lot today, worked on scholarships, exercised and am starting a new job tomorrow! After a month of stress, stress, insomnia, depression and more stress I finally feel like I had a decent day! Now I’m gonna eat some ice cream.
Some douchebag kid took his shirt off while exercising at the gym:Should I have confronted him and told him to put it back on since there were women there or just minded my own? I didn’t give a shit but there’s plenty of women of all ages who I’m sure don’t want to see that shit.
Anyone know any discount or free dentists?I have some kind of boney growth in my mouth and no money for it because dentists have to be a million dollars now!
How do you deal with a moron who thinks their smart?I swear to god I’m going to kill this idiot. He is so incredibly stupid and a complete lying asshat that I’m close to snapping.
Can someone teach me to twerk?I hear you can make a lot of money stripping if you know that and I need the money.