Being called a Christopher Columbus isn't a complimentWhen Columbus discovered Murica it was by accident. He was trying to get to India. That's why native americans were called indians. Because, he thought he'd reached the wrong country.
Have you watched Cannibal The Musical? Poll (0) See Poll OptionsYou can find it for free on youtube. And yes, it's comedy.
What should my next post be about?I have an idea, but please tell me, cause I'm lazy and not as wish as I drunk I was (that's a joke btw)
Not saying my IBS is acting up again, but...I'm currently sitting on a towel just in case. And before you say anything, this happens when I'm sober too, so it's not caused by alcohol.
What's the scariest or most disturbing movie you ever watched?I'm running out of horror movies to watch. The more obscure the better at this point.
That feeling when...Your therapist tells you "if your childhood was a movie, I wouldn't find it believable due to all the trauma" during your 2nd session with that therapist... I wish I was joking 🤯
Got another 6 ciders for free just a few minutes agoOnly needed to use my mouth 😇 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna finish the 12 ciders I ended up with while hoping I don't wake up tomorrow 😇
Spent some time with baby sis and her baby todayNow I'm back home, chugging ciders to get ready for a booty call to arrive. Anyone else doing anything fun today?
