I have laid the finest egg on Earth!I woke up this morning and I found an egg under my bed! I am surprised that I could lay an egg! Where coulde, the most refined man on Earth, I flog his precious, rare egg laid by the most refined, handsome man like me?
What the dooth is Linked in?I heard someone talking about it. They add some salt and get a request from apothecary to deliver him some ointments so he can make the witches vanished.
How many times have you get electrocuted since you were born?Like "uncountable" times for I so I stopped buying houses with electricity and use batteries (when needed)
I am about to be the most refined rock star...What kind of rock would I need? Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?
What kind of women are you really fond of?Is it the one with left arm missing, the one without a head or the one that is just a shadow figure (I couldn't tell whether s/he is male or female) but I love all of them.
Would the most handsome man like me ever found his true love for once?Although, I am the most refined, attractive man on Earth. I haven't found my true love, been seeking for my true love since I was young. Despite the fact that I couldn't marry with any woman since the law didn't allowed me to, I never lost an urge to...See More »
If you had been eaten by a giant pizza, what would ye do to survive?You are scrumptious, truly scrumptious!
Could you kindly tell the most handsome man like me how..Should I keep the grave of mine, polished? I shall not let the finest grave of I become shabby.
Which thumb should I suck today?Is it the left or right? And which one is tastier and more satisfying?
If the most refined gentleman like me been buried...And when he been successfully decomposed and become soil. Would he become of the only finest, nourished organic soil on Earth? If so, would that soil be flogged for billions of pounds? Would you be able to grow a, unusually, gigantic tree or brussels...See More »
Am I too old to know what the TV is?It's simply a flat stove (like a picture frame) where people put some coal underneath to heat their food and wait until their supper ready, while waiting for their cows to lay an egg. Yeth! I could remember these modern terms, I am a man of wit. What...See More »
I am the only dashing, handsome and refined man who...Is wearing breeches (I didn't meant to be rude in this matter) and long boots?
The mad bloke. Shoulde I listen to him?I was about to leave my abandoned house to get some supper so I left the living room, my 'shadow figure' friend was sitting in a wicker chair at the right side of the room, and went to the garden, which was full of overgrown trees, I walked through...See More »
How tight do you tie your cravat, ascot tie ?I tie it as tight as possible. It is more refined to wear a cravat tightly wraped around ye neck. You wont look as refined as I, if ye wear a loose neckwear.
Why doesn't anyone feel surprised when I tell them that I am coming from the most refined womb on Earth?Also, they dont seem to believe that!
Am I more refined, handsome than Dr. Jekyll?I have got a nice side-parted hair, and I am wearing a 12-inch topper. My brown frock is of long, and my breeches is of well-fitted. I also wear the finest dupioni-silk cravat on Earth. You would be astonished, the blue silk brocade waistcoat I am...See More »
You are not as handsome, refined as I, I am the most refined man on earthI am assured that most people here have been eating their feelings now because of how handsome and well-dressed I am. You must be jealous of my 12-inch top hat or the gigantic tricorne I am wearing with my heavy wool beige frockcoat and the...See More »
If the most refined man like me get executedand his head is about to be cutted with a guillotiné, would anyone preserve the most refined, elegant head of I somewhere? If so, where would one preserve such finest, magnificent, good-looking head of mine? In a museum?
I am new hereIf Rick Astley was being chased by a giant crocodile would you attempt to save him or urge the crocodile on as I would?