Law and peaceWhen I lived in California I was taught that the right thing to do was call the authorities and to press charges. Here everyone tells me that pressing charges and getting the authorities is wrong. That what I need to do is kill. I'm told that... See More »
Vietnamma lamaWhen I'm tired and I yawn I say "om nom veitnamma lamma." Now my older daughter says it.
Keeping it simpleIs: craving. I'll keep it simple this time. Wendy's fries and a 10 piece Wendy's chicken nuggets. Throw in a root beer. Done.
Tons of foodNow I'm craving another plate. Fried chicken. Macaroni and cheese. Jojo potatoes, cheddar biscuits, a side of seafood salad. Some caul-slaw the sweet kind, savory corn bread and a milk shake. Probably a smooth strawberry shake.
Craving another plateIs: craving I'm craving another plate. Beer battered fish fillets, garlic bread, beer battered shrimp, vinagrette dip for the fish. Maybe for the shrimp. A bottle of Guinness. A Caesar salad. Some jello, and a slice of cheese cake.
Craving Mediterranean foodIs: craving I'm craving: A large weat peta wrap with 6 dolma, 8 faulaffle, some tabuli, a little spring mix, some Greek salad, taziki sauce and some lemon aid.
Craving three blooming onions.Is: craving Craving: A blooming onion. No scratch that. I want three of them. A twice baked potato that's been stuffed with bacon and cheddar. I want two of those man. I want fried calamari. Throw in some buttery lobster. Forget the bib give me a... See More »
Craving PopcornIs: craving Craving: A large bucket of popcorn smothered in lots of butter, just drench it in butter sauce a use a generous amount of salt. I don't care what the movie is I just want the popcorn and I want it to scare my doctor.
Craving potatoes and MacIs: Craving Craving: Jojo potatoes and homemade cheddar Mac. I want potatoes so I can make Jojo potatoes. I also want to make Mac and cheese from scratch. JoJos and Mac sound good.
The andorian memeing consortiumSo on facebook im a member of a star trek shitposting group. Another shit post group posted in our group. I liked there stuff so i checked them out. I like it alot. I wanted to join. Thats when i find out its $3 a month. Nope! No joining the andorian... See More »
Turning a new leaf.For a long time I wanted to make drugs, scam people on the phone, sell drugs, use RFID readers to steal and copy credit cards... Boy am I glad I found a healthy outlet. Now I just want to bake breads, cookies, cakes, and make candies. It's fun!
Fresh baked breadI baked some French bread a few days ago. It was amazing. My wife and kids liked it. I was so worried id screw up. Nope it was perfect.
I identify as (Enter thing here)Ive heard of people identifying as the other gender, as another ethnicity, identifying as a dog, or even and this was my favorite an apache attack helicopter... How long though untill John takes your full name and identifies as you and we have to... See More »
Strange ASMRSo normal people with asmr listen to stuff like rain, or waves. Not me. I like to fall asleep to coffee makers brewing coffee. Or bacon. Sooner or later i realized that isnt so weird. So i looked for weirder things. Like microwaves, dishwashers,... See More »
Do your school work or babies dieI told my little daughter if she didnt do her school work that the babies would die.
Is it an eating disorder?I pulled a pound of bacon out of the trash. It was more than a year expired. I ate it. Do i have an eating disorder. That was some yummy trash. I like trash.
Memorizing a bad persons phone numberMy wife talks to this person who torments her. So im memorizing the evil person's phone number to give out to GTA online
