Strange ASMR

So normal people with asmr listen to stuff like rain, or waves. Not me. I like to fall asleep to coffee makers brewing coffee. Or bacon. Sooner or later i realized that isnt so weird. So i looked for weirder things. Like microwaves, dishwashers, clothes dryers. Still not wird enough... ... Sooo ... I moved on to darth vader breathing for 10 hours... Not crazy enough. I tried listening to people getting tazered, or people getting beat up and torchered. I started looking for sounds of people who are afraid... basically the sounds of hell and nightmares. When i realized i went to far i decided to dial it back. So i went with sleeping to the sound of water boarding. Nope still too far. Lets dial that back some more. I went with sleeping to the sound of traffic jams. Yah. Thats where im at now. All though darth vader breathing was relaxing to me. It triggers my wife though.