When I take over the world I'm going to implement a system where everybody under the age of 25 is temporarily sterilized.Then you and whatever moron you decide to procreate with go and take a test and if you pass the test you then have an interview with me, all benevolent dictator and then I decide whether you're going to be fit parents or not!!! And even then you're...See More »
If you were going to cheat your way into office, would you at least make the voting percentage close?Or would you go for the 99% and 1% for the opponent.
Who was the crazy person in your neighbourhood growing up?Well, I had the evil woman to one side of the house that once organized a street meeting to confront my mother about our cats wandering about, when my dad found out he went berserk and when the woman's son slammed the door on him he nearly went...See More »
Do you also live near a sunglasses jerk?He goes past your residence with his sunglasses on and looks in with this grim look on his face. Imagine this emoji but with sunglasses. 🤨
Are backwards cap wearing 20 year old morons with trucks, underage girlfriends and too many children a real thing in America?Or this is just something they invented on teen mom?
Any other Australians out there being bothered while they eat at cafes by those people handing out vote 'Yes' or 'No' pamphlets?I had one today.
Alright kids, I'm off to fight ghouls in a far off wasteland, and watch 3rd rock.Remember to have fun and a good laugh.