Do you have a music person in your house whose job it is to play music whenever you enter the room?

Yes.....
Hey Google and she is better than Alexa or Siri

I'm the music nut in my house. I have countless records, (LPs, 78s,45s), cassette and 8 track tapes, lots campack Discs, and gigabytes of mp3s

I have music for just about everyone kinda of taste. From 1920s blues - 2020s Country Rock and everything in between

Have you seen that kid on YouTube who plays the Tuba following his poor Mom around the house ?
🤣
Makes me laugh.

Peet Montzingo is his name

🤔
My Own "Soundtrack?"
Hmmm.. like "Snuffaluffagus."

Yes, and everyone has to stand and give me cakes.

the butler handles it

But of course!