Do your parents love to tell embarrassing stories about you?My mom loves telling the story about how we were up in traverse city at a nice restaurant. I was a toddler being fussy and when I was done with my food I flung the plate off the table. My mom caught the plate in midair. Wait staff allegedly followed...See More »
Lol the old people at the table behind me are talking about coupons for CVSAh old people things it's kind of cute listening to them
I Have Done Crazy Things With My Best FriendsGoing to a party one night I drove my friends car. We were done up I was wearing hooker heels and I blew every red light on the way there. It was a memorable near death experience.
Am I not allowed to make jokes?I got lectured for making jokes. This guy was being difficult and after he left I just turned to a coworker sighed dramatically and said ugh men. Supervisor overheard and lectured me for being inappropriate.
I Hate My LifeI just dealt with the worst foot and leg dual attack cramp ever and I'm in dire need of K. I'm tired and dont want to go to work but I have to. I have to start making a lot of decisions that I dont feel like making. I have to get my rear in gear to...See More »
I UghhhhhhhhThe trouble with selling off a lot of my nightlife outfits is that I'll never get back what I paid for them. Nobody is going to give me half the amount I paid for a YSL gown. I'm practically going to have to give it away and it kills me inside.
Why are there so many cops out this morning?I've seen a ton already. Either responding to calls or at a house or pulling someone over.
How can a person be both poor and happy?I am having a very hard time understanding how they can be. Especially since now I am one of them. I mean all I've been doing is worrying about everything. How am I going to pay for this? For that? What am I going to do when I can no longer live...See More »
Should I further torture myself today by driving around the neighborhood watching others party and have fun?
Would you rather kill yourself on your birthday or the day you get evicted from the place you live?Havent decided
Why do people judge those who want to kill themselves?Ever think they want to die because of people like you?
Do you think the neighbors party will be done by time I come home?It put me in a bad mood so I had to leave. I dont want to smell burgers and hear laughter right now.
I hate the 4th of julyNormally I have a party but this year I'm shopping. Well torturing myself by looking at all the things I want but can no longer afford. Then I'm going to have a sad meal for one at mcdonalds. Then back home to sit in the dark and mope around
I Am DepressedI haven't gone to work in two days. Haven't showered,brushed my teeth or hair. Barely eating or sleeping. I've just been laying on the couch or in bed staring off into space. I dont want to do anything anymore. I did go out yesterday to the park and...See More »
I Am Flooded With Memories, Memories, MemoriesWhen I was in elementary school I was microwaving one of those hotpockets for breakfast. I bit into it not thinking and if you've ever had one the insides are always molten lava. I burnt the hell out of my mouth, cried and my parents let me stay home...See More »
Do you ever play dumb to get out of doing things?It's like my signature move. I act dumb or clueless to get out of doing something I don't want to do. I hope someone gets so frustrated with me they boot me out of the way and take over.