Should i become those hardcore alcoholics who drink out of paper bags in parks?

I read that its a sure way to become successful and happy.

Have you seen the way they DRESS?

You can, but it probably gets old after a while.

be sure to hide your cardboard bedding in the bushes beside the overpass

Hard core alcoholics don't use bags.

nah probably not

The world is your oyster

yes

Sure?

you  might  wanna'  wait  two  or  three  years … never  know,  they  might  ban  paper-bags  and  replace  'em  with  plastics.

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