What's the funniest thing you've heard from a southerner?

Cockney rhyming slang.

"Granny, are you still gonna come to the barbecue?"

"If the Lord's willing and the creek don't rise." 😂😂😂

I worked w/a super down-home/southern guy and every time he'd get p*ssed off he would look at me and day "damn boy, your lucky you guys won".....

My father, who has lived in the south most of his life, once said of someone "Their problem is that they're just dumb as soup."

One of our sawmill workers, commenting on a fellow workers: "Put his brain in a mockingbird and it would fly backwards."

My mother’s expressions for someone up in age are pretty funny. She’s referred to people (including Pop and herself now) as “ten years older than baseball” or “Methuselah’s prom date”. 🤭

She has more curves than a goat path.

Whenever I sneeze my husband says “ & then all the germs were made homeless”