What's the funniest thing you've heard from a southerner?

Every time my dad farts, he starts complaining about the infestation of barking spiders in his home.

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exexec · 61-69, C

One of our sawmill workers, commenting on a fellow workers: "Put his brain in a mockingbird and it would fly backwards."