What's the funniest thing you've heard from a southerner?

Every time my dad farts, he starts complaining about the infestation of barking spiders in his home.

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My mother’s expressions for someone up in age are pretty funny. She’s referred to people (including Pop and herself now) as “ten years older than baseball” or “Methuselah’s prom date”. 🤭