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What's the funniest thing you've heard from a southerner?

Every time my dad farts, he starts complaining about the infestation of barking spiders in his home.
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NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
Cockney rhyming slang.
ArtyFischel · 31-35, M
@NankerPhelge I need to find out what that is. 😆
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@ArtyFischel Humorous expressions used by Cockneys that rhyme with what they are supposed to mean, e.g. "dog and bone" = phone.
ArtyFischel · 31-35, M
@NankerPhelge I'm in the USA. We're a simple people.
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@ArtyFischel Even so, you must have seen a few movies and TV programmes made in London. We've seen plenty made in New York and L.A. so I thought it would work in reverse as well.
ArtyFischel · 31-35, M
@NankerPhelge Believe it or not, I love foreign films. I'm familiar with some of it. I'm just messing around.
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@ArtyFischel Oh. I didn't know you were messing around. You'll have to excuse me, I haven't taken a course in how to be a mind-reader.
ArtyFischel · 31-35, M
@NankerPhelge You seem to be all caught up on how to be a jackass.