What's the funniest thing you've heard from a southerner?

Every time my dad farts, he starts complaining about the infestation of barking spiders in his home.

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DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F

"Granny, are you still gonna come to the barbecue?"

"If the Lord's willing and the creek don't rise." 😂😂😂

ArtyFischel · 31-35, M

@DearAmbellina2113 Every southern grandma!