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english · 56-60, M
my son got sent home from school again todaY, HE got CAUGHT WITH A YOUNG GIRL WHO WAS GIVING HIM A HAND JOB UNDER THE DESK, i said son this the third time ,maybe teaching isnt for you .😛
english · 56-60, M
@DearAmbellina2113 lol ignore me 😛 my bad
SW-User
Some douchebag was joking about his mom and his mom’s sister in a very sexual way. He was the only one who found it funny. He spoiled the entire atmosphere.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@SW-User I tell you, though, that Aunt Sally — she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, let me tell you.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
A guy with a banana in his ear walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, fella — you got a banana in your ear!"
And the guy says back to the bartender, "Yeah, I know."
The bartender says, "Hey, fella — you got a banana in your ear!"
And the guy says back to the bartender, "Yeah, I know."
Carver · 31-35, F
Off the top of my head: Are you all alright?
No, you’re all all left!
No, you’re all all left!
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
"your words are like cashmere Kleenex on a sniffly day"
SW-User
The Aristocrats.