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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

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When every single thing seems like a joke..all i want to do is laugh and laugh and laugh.. Is the world kidding me or am i kidding myself?! 🤔😂 This feeling.. This freedom.. makes me want to laugh.. A bubble of laughter keeps bubbling.. How was i so ...
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Nov 2, 2016
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Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen........
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Oct 27, 2016
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Someone told me I'm immature and need to grow up......... Guess who's not allowed in my blankey fort now..........
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Oct 25, 2016
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So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response....
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Oct 20, 2016
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Next time when you order a pizza... in the instructions to driver put..... "Tell me I'm a pretty princess".
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Oct 20, 2016
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poor choice of an url...
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Oct 11, 2016
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Well, the smoke coming out of the casserole wasn't steam... I didn't think it would be ready so fast! Now; tea 🍵
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Oct 8, 2016
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Sometimes I remember that I once spelled 'assume' 'ass u me' when talking to a guy I used to talk to alot online some years ago. He questioned what I meant, I replied that I meant 'assumed', and that was the end of the c...
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Oct 3, 2016
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The hostess said to sit wherever I want, but the couple at this table are giving each other weird looks and have totally stopped talking.....
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Sep 28, 2016
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Trying to press myself into these pants because everything else is laundry, makes me think of this: "Mom, if I can't take my skinny jeans off, I don't think a rapist can either..."
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Sep 28, 2016
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It was awkward when she said, ......"And yet your feet are so big.".......
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Sep 28, 2016
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You washed your hands? Be honest...... Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak......
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Sep 27, 2016
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I like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking them what I'm wearing....
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Sep 26, 2016
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Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness".
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Sep 26, 2016
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I wish electronics would scream a little bit when you unplugged them......
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Sep 26, 2016
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Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter......
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Sep 12, 2016
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I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole........
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Sep 11, 2016
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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out......
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Sep 8, 2016
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Dear small line of dirt that wont go in the dustpan… Screw you.......
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Sep 7, 2016
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It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
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Sep 6, 2016
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