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Are you the one who gives the stds to the prostitutes instead of the other way around?

If you feel dead inside should you live your life outdoors?

I hope you have a sense of humor because I love to joke around!

You mess with me, I WILL get you back. Don’t take life so seriously. Lighten up, Kay? 😂😂😂 What you don’t like it? Too bad! I’m not apologizing for being sarcastic and witty.

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Far too much XD

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Yeah just a little bit But aren't we all, I mean when you see something that is unbelievably stupid, don't you want to say something, same way with seeing or hearing something, but I have learned to bite my tongue and not say to much, God ...

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Now a days there’s way too many sensitive people, one joke and their heads explode. It’s only a matter of time before they get offended by just looking at them or breathing the same air

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Sarcasm is a dying art. Everyone gets offended now

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I dont deal with stupidity. I will react to you sarcasticly with stupid questions. I'm smarter than you think and dont even think about trying to throw bullshit at me. I'm nice but dont mistaken my kindness as weakness. So shut up about me ...

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I just can’t deal with stupidity. Today we were talking about world war 2 for some reason in a group of friends, and my best friend spat out “wow Hitler really did kill a lot of people didn’t he?” Nah, he just killed about 3% of the worlds populatio...

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Some people can't handle my sarcasm and take things seriously. Look I can't help who I am. I like to tease and joke with people. Get over it! If you can't take a joke then stay the hell away from me!

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I'm Totally Not Sarcastic.... Yeah, because I'm joining this group because I'm bored. I'm not sarcastic at all. I'm boring, dull, and just plain mundane. I never have the sarcastic air around me... Sar...

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It's so important that we have a group for this.

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Who me? Noooooooo, sarcasm over 9000 here.

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Do you ever find yourself responding to people out of boredom? And giving ridiculous answers? I feel like dudes message me a lot because they're interested in me or something. Yeah, I'm happily married.. NOT interested.

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It's getting to the point where I'm not sure when to take myself seriously anymore.

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I can sit here quietly and let you think I'm dumb. Our I could open my mouth and prove it.

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I'm not such a bad guy really .I'm polite. I'll listen to three or four sentences about your plight. But don't sit by me on the bus okay.

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if I don't have anything nice to say ..I don't care

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I bet you're the bees knee huh y'all. ..

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I know Jack Shit. personally he lives in the south end you idiot

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do I know what? can you hum a few bars. ..

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was as big a smart assas anyone could tolerate I'm sure. there was a one liner in every situation. you had to pay attention or it would sail right over or piss you off. and I got a lot of him in me and loving it. people can be too sensitive some...

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/problems-all-sarcastic-people-will-understand?s=mobile This is 150% accurate.

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I hate that some people can't tell when I'm being sarcastic. Some people do not like my sarcasm but it makes me who I am. : )

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Leave My Sarcasm Alone... I know a lot of people believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but I tend to disagree. People all differ, as do their senses of humor. One man's comedy is another man's tragedy and so...

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Sarcasm is needed when: 1. People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is. 2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously!...

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Ahh, Sarcasm... My favorite tatic. I use it on everyone. I dont make any apologies. I dont hold back. Makes me laugh & makes you cry :)

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I love sarcasm! My friends often can't tell if I'm serious or not. It's probably because I make sarcastic comments and jokes with a straight (and sometimes bored) face.

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''Don't get a man, get a dog. They are loyal and they die sooner...''- Charmed. (The show is awesome, u should watch^-^)

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😁

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I wonder how they'll collect?

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I actually won Most Sarcastic Person against 4 other people at prom 😄

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Sometimes my sarcasm is taken for being serious. I sound way too serious when I'm being sarcastic. I'm not sure if that's because I reached THAT high a level of sarcasm, or if I'm just not sarcastic enough. Is it only me?

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I sometimes don't understand when other people are sarcastic, but I'm sarcastic myself a lot.

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Who said, if sarcasm was wit you'd be covered in shit!? Interesting idea, never recommended!

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Sometimes I'm too sarcastic. 💁🏼

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I love messing with people 😂 But In a nice way

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I can be at times but not with every one just every now and then .

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Having a dry sense of humor is such a burden because very few people get it. You keep on having to explain yourself or say "it is just a joke" uggh. True that i secretly want to move to the UK just to be around a few people that get it.

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When people dont get your obvious sarcasm 😕

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No? Really? I was totally unaware...

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This really happened to me. I went to canteen to have lunch. A really stupid guy told me that I should skip lunch because I'm fat. I bought a large plate of chicken biryani and began eat in front of him. Then I asked him, 'what did you said...

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Not constantly but I enjoy doing it. I want to put a warning in case someone doesn't get it but it ruins the point of doing sarcasm in the first place does it?

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I feel bad sometimes because people actually think that I'm being serious.

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I thought I was a boy until I got into school. My parents made me wear T-shirts, shorts and had my hair cut short. I think they expected a boy when Mom was pregnant and bought boy's clothes.

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Christ said to his followers to love everyone. Then why does the Christians sees the atheists as inferior?

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Hey, I'm a Brit! Sarcasm and irony are taught from a young age here !

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Those who can DO - those who can't and dont have the guts to DO, just sit and talk about it! In my experience those who sit and talk about it rarely do it..

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I love irritating teenagers especially if they're Indians :-P

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*someone sighs* me: you need to stop wasting my oxygen me: *sighs*

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It should be I am extremely sarcastic. My normal speak: "Hey why does Jared from subway hate little boys." Along those lines and worse lol. It's just how I am. I see something on the news or hear conversation and it just comes out wh...

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Dear roommate, I know you have a boyfriend. Please don't remind me every single night. If I were you, I would go out of the bedroom to have sweet talk with my boyfriend. Sincerely, Your annoyed, sleep deprived roommate.

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But in a nice way... I play with words, i answer in a humourous way - people often don't get sarcasm I have found - even when i add a sticking out tongue smiley. I am a Brit.... the first words out of our mouths are sarcastic... we can't h...

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It's my native tongue lololol.

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