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If you died today how many people do you think would be at your funeral ?

I sometimes wonder about this. Is it just me ?
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alan20 · M
Two who cared.
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That’s not many. I’m sure there will be more....@alan20
Dusty101 · F
My brother was a very popular man... One thousand or so was at his.
I think perhaps his friends Mey show up and the like.
So around 400!
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Woww. 1000, that’s a lot !@Dusty101
Dusty101 · F
@SW-User he was a guitarist and knew many people!
There won't be a funeral....

But nonetheless there will be a party after they cook me down to ashes and THE TURNOUT WILL BE HUGE because I am leaving a pile of cash for the FREE Liquor and ALL YOU CAN EAT steak fry....
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That’s a good way to ensure a good turn out 👍@Threepio
helenS · 36-40, F
alan20 · M
@helenS You sound as if you're booking the hotel!
helenS · 36-40, F
@alan20 Haha, hotel! Next hotel is 25 miles away!
alan20 · M
@helenS I'll have to make do with the local chippy then!
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greenmountaingal · 80-89, F
@Kingfish28 I'm so glad you're not the author of The Turner Diaries.
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Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
I dont think many
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Best way 👍@Eddiesolds
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@SW-User Have a good day there!
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goliathtree · 56-60, M
zero. No funeral
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But people will be there. Someone has to have your ashes...@goliathtree
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@SW-User I suppose technically.
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To be honest I don’t really know what qualifies as a funeral ?@goliathtree
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Most would be at the police station getting questioned.
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Haha@Thevy29
alan20 · M
Would it matter? Two or maybe three I really care for. Quite a few others I'd be polite to - except I couldn't!
No, it's not just you.
@SW-User probably more family and family friends than people I actually care about.
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That’s the way I think but is it just paranoia ?@boklenholley7
@SW-User 🤷‍♀️ I don't particularly care for a lot of people. If it were up to me, there'd be maybe 20 people.
rjc36 · 61-69, M
Other than family I don't think there would be to many.
alan20 · M
Really couldn't care less. I'd like to be able to count them though.
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Couldn’t care less is the best ..@alan20
Apart from Mum and my Gf, all of my best mates (five).
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Well they are the ones that matter @jackieash
indyjoe · 56-60, M
None...I plan to be cremated and have no funeral or memorial service. My wife and I decided that is what we both wanted.
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alan20 · M
@SW-User You may be surprised. Anyway, in sixty years time the grandchildren won't fit in to the funeral parlour.
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@SW-User sadly I fear it will be
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@alan20 haha I like you think I'll last that long
MrAboo · 36-40, M
Maybe 15 ppl would show up
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I think that’s about the same for me.Not many is it ?,@MrAboo
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Surely, more than that...@Carissimi
Carissimi · F
No. It’s the truth. @SW-User
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Well take a guess ...@SW-User
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@SW-User 40
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That’s a decent turn out to wave you goodbye 👍@SW-User
6 maybe a couple more.
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Lots more than that, Im sure. You must have many fans xx@WonderGirl1
Rhodesianman · 56-60, M
My family and a few friends
greenmountaingal · 80-89, F
About 5 or 6.
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Why, so few ? @greenmountaingal
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
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I not surprised. Popular man 👍@JohnOinger
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4meAndyou · F
😂 Maybe two...that is, if my son isn't busy that day...JK!!!
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😂😂@4meAndyou
I hope zero
I asked for no-one to be there
I want to be cremated
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A few people have said this. So who takes care of your ashes ?@butterflymind1
@SW-User hopefully my son will scatter the ashes along his way home
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No way. 400 more like...@SW-User
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I am not having one I already told my son cremate me and throw me in the ocean
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Isn’t the cremation a type of funeral ? @SW-User
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@SW-User no they will shove me in an oven and give my ashes to my son after a day or two in a box and that's it
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Okay. No pondering on your funeral attendees then 👍👍@SW-User
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
I wouldn't really want a funeral, but if there is anything akin to it, I'd say probably at most around 8-10 people, preferably less. There's always a chance that some people I am actively trying to avoid gets the news might just turn up, but nah, plan is to just "disappear" as silently as possible when my time comes.

 
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