I wish my former coworkers would stop texting me with updates about work

But you said we were like family.

Have you told them that? Might help if you did.

lmao i love when they tell me what's been going on since i left, i am so nosy!!! like yessss tell me how chaotic it's been without me putting out fires. tell me who's doing what!!

I’m reminded of a halfway house I used to live in. I hated the people and how the place was run. I left three weeks into it. But every time I would go to a narcotics anonymous meeting the people that I lived with , people I didn’t care for for felt prone to tell me about the place and other people who lived there. I ended up telling them I don’t give a shit. It’s not my problem anymore. I get it.

All you need to know about your former job is who is effing whom.

They're just trying to be friendly.

The only time I cared for news of the old place after retirement is hearing the downfall of those who rode coattails. Better yet, the ignored text messages of the ones who suddenly needed help.