While showing an important visitor around the office, my boss referred to me as a “a dumb special”. So I thought, fair enough:

Wow, what a tosser.

What is wrong with drinking out of a plant pot?

Excellent!!

It’s like that joke.. Irishman thought he was a lightbulb.. so his boss sent him home for some stress rest..
all of a sudden everyone started packing up to leave.. where you all going the boss asked..
‘Well we can’t work in the dark”!