Have you ever been crop dusted by another employee?

nope

but I would like to apologize to that sweet couple that walked into my green fog Saturday morning

the store was empty - I never thought anybody was that close

That sounds like a euphemism for something but I’m afraid to ask Urban Dictionary.

what does that mean?

An ex-colleague was extremely silent but violent.

I work with mostly teenage dudes so yeah, but to be fair I cropdust them too

Oh yeah. And much worse honestly. 😂

I just fart loudly. Establish dominance.

i'm usually the crop duster

was your crop infested?

i am... the crop duster 🕺