A package of cigarettes, please.......🚬 joke ..longA man goes in a shop and buys his usual package of cigarettes. Pays for it and goes out. After just a couple of minutes he gets back in the shop, worried. Putting the package of cigarettes on the desk, he asks the seller: Excuse me madam. I was here...See More »
I was on a diabetes’s awareness site.......It asked me if I accept cookies, was that a trick question💀
Feed a sandwich a day, sandwich eat a dayTeach a sandwich to feed, sandwich eat a man a day I don't make the rules
Define sarcasm and being sarcastic in your answers...I have just been said to be sarcastic, but I'm not really sure what was meant!
At meeting this morning they had donuts and bagels with all kinds different toppings.I had my small bowl of greek yogurt with a drizzle of honey and few raspberries on top. One of the women next to me told me I'm always so warm and friendly and great sense of humor. Me looking at her plate: I'd shiv you for one those donuts Her:...See More »