Oh I get it, you can only compliment a woman on anything from the neck up or the knees down

Stop screaming "NICE TITS" at people ont he street and see how your life improves

If I was a man, man, I'd get me some girls


Your beauty is not of this world, and I, a humble traveler, can only marvel at its glow, wishing to walk beside you, if only for a moment.

You are the melody to my silence, the answer to my deepest questions—without you, I am but a shadow, waiting for the light of your love.

In your presence, time stands still, and the world fades to nothing—there is only you, and the sweet ache of desiring you.

I would cross a thousand lifetimes just to be near you, to hear the soft rhythm of your voice, and to bask in the warmth of your smile.

Your voice carries the grace of a melody that lingers long after it’s gone, each word a note that echoes in my heart with the sweetness of a forgotten song.

How sweet it is to hear your thoughts unfold, like a well-loved book that I cannot put down, its pages filled with truths I long to understand.

Your beauty, like a fleeting star, captivates my heart, and though I try to turn away, I find myself drawn nearer still.

I accept all compliments

That’s so wrong.

You are only creepy if you’re unattractive.

So feet compliments are okay?

But then there people who are into feet. So that can make it creepy. Better just not compliment anyone in 2024.

Some of us do have plump lips