Tell me about your finest, most gritty, witty, lowdown,

I sat at a table in a pub which was the only place left to sit. Three butch looking lesbians were already sitting there..I asked one for a use of her cigarette lighter and she said 'No I won't give you a light,I hate men'!
I asked her 'If you hate men so much then why do you look like one'?
The bouncer who i know well told me it's safer for me if I leave. Lol