RIIIINNNG! Operator: 911, what is your emergency? Caller: It's my friend Jethro. We's out deer huntin', and somebody done shot him by accident! I think he's dead! Operator: Okay, calm down, sir. The first thing I need you to do is make sure he's dead. *gunshot* Caller: All right, now what?
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