It was a slow day for the 911 operator, until...
RIIIINNNG!
Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Caller: It's my friend Jethro. We's out deer huntin', and somebody done shot him by accident! I think he's dead!
Operator: Okay, calm down, sir. The first thing I need you to do is make sure he's dead.
*gunshot*
Caller: All right, now what?